Mother of Invention
The following is a text message exchange I had with a friend this evening on the way home from work:
Me: Grrr… the person sitting next to me has been talking on the phone the entire bus ride. He’s the only one talking on the bus!
Me: I wish — were here. 🙂
Friend: LOL… maybe you should learn from —.
Friend: Just sayin’ 😀
Me: But who knows? Dude could be on my performance committee in six months.
Friend: Oh and use —‘s favorite lines “do me a favor and shut up”
Friend: lol I wouldn’t care. You should yell: “yo, I’m trying to sleep man.”
Me: Oh, I wish I were [one of his reviewers].
Friend: Ask him for his name… unsolicited feedback!
Me: First stop of 3… will he get off? The suspense is building.
Me: Oh man… so THIS is why they invented Twitter!
Friend: Yeah instead of just sharing with me you can share with the world
Me: You’ll do for now. Might blog this later.
Friend: Hahaha 🙂
Me: Waaaa… he’s staying put.
Friend: I think in Japan or someplace you’re not allowed to talk on the phone
Me: I think I want to get all Tokyo up on him.
Friend: Lol! 🙂
Friend: Slowly becoming gangsta already. You haven’t even moved yet!
Me: Just remembering where I came from.
Me: He’s trying to hang up
Me: But the person at the other end won’t let him.
Friend: Dude this is like a soap opera lol
Me: Lol… and you haven’t even heard the conversation he’s having
Me: Stop 2 of 3
Friend: Stop leaving out the details!
Me: Looks like he’ll be with me to the bitter end
Me: And he hung up!
Me: Uh oh…
Me: He seems upset
Me: Breathing heavily
Me: Afraid to look
Friend: From the conversation
Me: Off the bus
Me: So ends your evening programming
Friend: Lol Congrats you made it
Me: That was actually kind of fun once I started tweeting it
Friend: Hahahaha 🙂
Me: Mind if I turn this into a blog post? I’ll send you a link