I’m not above giving parental advice. Take this recent exchange with my sister:
me: how’s my niece?
me: you should play the monster mash for her
“the monster from his slab began to rise, and suddenly, to my surprise”
“HE DID THE MASH!”
“he did the monster mash”
“THE MONSTER MASH!”
S: it was a graveyard smash!
I don’t know if it worked, or if my advice was even taken, but it felt good to be contributing to the discourse, ya know?