I time everything perfectly to make the 7:45 shuttle. I wake up on time, shower on time, and get ready to finish the routine by going to the kitchen. As I take my first step, I notice small reflective elements around me. I look closer and realize one of my glass cups has shattered onto the floor. It’s an easy fix, but there’s only one problem: the broom is on the other side of glass.
I start my interpretive dance around the minefield, make it to the broom, sweep everything up, and… miss the shuttle.