Never be afraid to get dirty, but be sufficiently sure-footed to avoid the abyss of contamination.

Goofus and Gallant

In the episode Immaculate Election, George Sr. tells his son Michael that he and Gob remind him of “those two biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.”

Inspired by Highlights 25:17, I have come up with a few observations about Krish and his alter ego Ludakrish.

Krish remembers parts of poems and plays he memorized in high school.
Ludakrish remembers parts of Pulp Fiction and Wu-Tang’s “torture track” he memorized in college.

Krish listens to NPR and likes Canon in D.
Ludakrish listens to NWA and likes Tenacious D.

Krish reads the New York Times, Washington Post, novels, and anything else within sight.
Ludakrish likes books with pictures because there are pages he can skip.

Krish can solve the Rubik’s cube in under a minute.
Ludakrish likes to peel off the stickers.

Krish saves his money, so it earns interest.
Ludakrish has no interest in saving money.

Krish thought this post was funny.
Ludakrish thought it was kind of lame.

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